russian tetherball

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.

the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

tetherballs

when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.

"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."

by sexappeal leal January 10, 2008

tetherball group

A group of quirky, smart, kind, funny friends who adore each other and are loyal to each other first and formost.

*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*

by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021

Tetherballed

When the female grabs the male's penis shaft and smacks the scrotum.

"I'm limping cause Lisa tetherballed me three times last night"

by Frpcn October 10, 2018

tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.

You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.

We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!

by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011