Tetherballs

Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.

Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?

by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010

tetherball group

A group of quirky, smart, kind, funny friends who adore each other and are loyal to each other first and formost.

*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*

by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021

Tetherball

When one man takes his penis and hits the ballsack of another man and tries to wrap the ballsack around his penis. They take turns and the first to wrap it is the winner

The two blatantly gay men went to play tetherball in the bathroom. The game ended quickly as the one with the sunglasses wrapped it on the first try

by Jtoll October 20, 2009

Tetherball

When you have a bloodclot hanging from your tampon string.

"Man when i wiped i pulled the clot from my Tetherball"

by Chavela September 19, 2006

tetherballs

when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.

"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."

by sexappeal leal January 10, 2008

Tetherball

A sex position where the woman is suspended by three or more appendages with rope from the ceiling or other elevated surface and spun. The man then thrusts his hips forward and has sex with the woman in whatever hole he thrusts into

Dude, my girl and I tried tetherball last night. It was nuts!

by OhNoScoob August 27, 2019

tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.

You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023