Testic

A westernizing of the crude british slang- bollocks; which means testicles.
Testic, adj.
To describe when something is wrong, dishonest, or generally disagreeable. Derrived from testicles.

Guy One: "This happened to my buddy Eric."
Guy Two: "Thut up, yo. That's testic as fuck!"

by Jockstrap C0wboy December 17, 2021

testical

adj.

1. Fearing of any danger to a testicle.
2. Endangering a testicle.

1. He has been very testical since his wife purchased the chains and whip.
2. Needles are testical when held at groin level.

by MindVirus June 30, 2008

Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.

I love my testicability

by Scott December 16, 2003

Testicals

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.

Testicals is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.

by Flappy101 January 17, 2015

testical festival

like a sausage fest, a party with a large male population that highly exceeds its female population

Guy 1:Dude, that party last night had 100 guys and only 2 chicks.
Guy 2: Damn, sounds like a testical festival

by djsklf September 12, 2005

testical tar

another name for gizz or sperm

did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere

by K.P. April 27, 2006

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010