testeclies

the greek god of nutsack

I am testeclies, God of nutsack hail me

by testeclies October 25, 2009

testers

free street drug samples

New stash, line up for testers.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

Teste Alliance

An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.

The Teste Alliance has allowed many citizens to live simple and productive lives.

by Snuma Numa November 5, 2007

testeburn

The burn of the male scrotum when entering, then sitting upon an automobile seat that has been in the sun for a period of time so that the temperature of the fabric is extremely elevated.

During the hot summer months when my car has been outside for a few hours, especially in the sun, I get testeburn every time I go for a ride!

by AZRPh January 15, 2017

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Testesatchel

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.

My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.

by BS&MS February 6, 2008