tardlet

A Small Retarted Child

Man look at that tardlet he is drooling all over the place

by Doctor J 69 May 1, 2008

tardlet

A retard in its infantile stage. This could be 1. literal (a retarded infant) or 2. metaphorical - describing something or someone that is so retarded that it lacks basic functional skills, motor or otherwise.

1. Wow - considering they are both retards, I'm grossly shocked that their baby isn't a tardlet.

2. There should really be a tardlet showdown: Snooki and Deena vs. All three Kardashian girls. Winner gets the tardlet medal of honor!!

3. Dude I look like such a tardlet in that pic.

by forealist May 9, 2012

turdlett

something that is to small to be a turd making a turdlett

dude you call that a turd??? id say thats a turdlett

by trent&tim September 1, 2006

Turdlet

Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.

"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"

by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007