hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul

Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting

by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019

Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009

æ-tensing

A sound change that Americans invented to make British infiltrators easier to detect.

He pronounced "hand" as hænd rather than hɛənd, with no æ-tensing , so we knew to be suspicious of him.

by ___alphabet___ July 14, 2023

tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Tenzing

A preternaturally cool alpha male/anti-hero named after the late Tenzing Norgay (a great man), the first person to climb Mt. Everest, the highest moutain in the world. His only weaknesses are Jaeger Bombs, designer steroids, nicotine, exotic women, gummy bears, ridiculously fast cars, ecstasy, and stuffed monkeys.

Tenzing: "After we swallow these anabolics with our licoricey booze, let's smoke some menthols while fornicating with exotic women as we chew gummy bears while driving 150 mph, on mdma, to the stuffed monkey shop. Then let's climb mountains."

by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 20, 2009

tenting

Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.

My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.

by bleepy March 9, 2004