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temporal mechanics

Theory that relates to the study of time travel. Often seen causing major paradoxes, such as the Dali Paradox, Grandfather Paradox, Pogo Paradox and the Predestination Paradox.
The Dali Paradox is when a temporal fissure slows time to a gradual halt. Also called the "melting clock" effect

The Grandfather Paradox is when a person travels to a point in the past before they were born and kills one of their own ancestors, taking themselves out of the picture before they were able to travel back in time.

The Pogo Paradox is where interference designed to prevent an event actually triggers the same event.

The Predestination Paradox is like as follows: Say a man goes back in time and impregnates his great-great grandmother. The grandmother would thus give birth to one of the man's great grandparents, who would then give birth to one of his grandparents, who would then be able to give birth to one of his parents, and finally to the man himself. As a result, the man's very existence would be pre-determined by his traveling to the past, and therein lies the paradox.
by Itallian Stallion March 20, 2005
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Temporary Fix

A song by One Direction that Niall Horan wrote. It is very much an underrated bop.
Person 1: “Did you know that Niall wrote Temporary Fix for 1D?”
Person 2: “HAHA, yep, Niall the church boy who?”
by myloveforonedirection January 17, 2021
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Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes

A comment that one leaves on something on the internet to suggest disapproval.

Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.

Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.
Make that video sucked ass. "Temporarily Out of Tomatoes"
by Tommy Vancouver August 25, 2009
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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?
by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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The mood is temporary

Created by mental health activist John Junior, who preaches this quote everyday to reassure people that “The mood is temporary
Remember the mood is temporary, the way you are feeling won’t stay the same
by John Junior 1 January 23, 2021
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temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.
Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.
by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020
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tempura take out

rough sex with an asian woman, but not too rough, just "lightly battered"
I went tempura take out on Kai-Lans ass and she liked it.
by Tobias69 March 16, 2010
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