TeleTech

Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto

Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later

Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here

by Disgrunted Emplyee # 999999999 June 3, 2009

telesto

The best weapon in the video game series, Destiny. It's so good, it causes popular twitch streamers to lose their mind and act like childish imbeciles when they get killed by it.

I just got killed by a guardian using Telesto. I shall take to twitter and end this madness.

by AJ1311 October 10, 2018

Teletech

Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus

I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.

by Disgruntled Employee #3 January 21, 2008

telejerking

Portmanteau of "teleworking" and "jerking". This occurs when you have an office job that requires such little time and effort, that on snowy days when employees telework from home, you can have several jerk-off sessions while technically being paid.

Such jobs are usually only afforded to government employees and sometimes government contractors, since deadlines don't mean anything to their bosses and they will be paid regardless of performance.

Rick: I telejerked yesterday and today. How do you feel knowing that your tax dollars go to pay me for choking my chicken two times before lunch while looking at porn on my work computer? Yeah, and that conference call at 2? I was shitting while I was on the phone. Tomorrow will be my third consecutive day of telejerking due to the chain of command in my office being populated by spineless men who employee only college interns and sassy black ladies that literally contribute nothing to the ability of our government to function.

by DHS Employee February 14, 2014

japanese telescope

When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.

I have the Japanese telescope ready ;).

by Chester St. Rumpterfrabble February 9, 2017

Being a Terese

When you are really annoying and you manipulate everybody around you so you can make yourself the victim

Man that party was so fun last night until my best friend started being a Terese

by Abu Dhabi or blah blah January 1, 2021

telescope

One of many euphemistic terms for a penis. Most famously used in this context in the Big Bang Theory episode, "The Boyfriend Complexity." In that episode, Howard and Raj accidentally kissed each other in the control room for a telescope. The next day, when Leonard casually asked Howard and Raj what had happened, both of them freaked out, even though Leonard hadn't heard about the kiss.

(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY)

*Sheldon and Leonard are at the table in the cafeteria. Raj joins them.*

LEONARD: Oh, how'd it go last night?

RAJ: Oh, you know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big move.

LEONARD: Really? You waited months for a time with that telescope. What happened?

RAJ: Why? You writing a book?

SHELDON: I'm going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization, and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret.

RAJ: Nothing happened! Can we please just change the subject?!

SHELDON: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone.

*Howard walks over to the table.*

HOWARD: Hey.

LEONARD: Hey.

SHELDON: Hello.

HOWARD: Hey.

RAJ: Hey.

LEONARD: You get to play with Raj's big telescope last night?

*Howard and Raj both react with shock.*

HOWARD: Where'd that come from?!

RAJ: He never touched my telescope!!

HOWARD: Way to go shutting up!

RAJ: I did shut up, now you shut up!

HOWARD: Fine!

RAJ: Thank you!

RAJ: I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.

by Daedalus Suburbanus December 6, 2013