Teleholic

A person addicted to television or watches to much of it.

Mom: ''Why want you read a book or go outside? '' "Your such a teleholic"!

by Spoken Word April 12, 2014

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telephonical

to be a part of something, like a group or something, only by telephone.

I am part of your gang telephonically, because I talk to your friends on the phone.

by Anna Trikyon August 25, 2008

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telephonic jihad

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

by Bubba-that guy February 11, 2010

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The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

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