Telemundo voice

When someone of Hispanic descent speaks in a surprisingly loud, deep voice-like on a Coca cola commercial on Telemundo there's a lot of fast, semi loud Spanish that I cant understand-then in a very loud deep voice you will hear "Coca Cola"-then some more indecipherable Spanish.

Bro Im right next to you-no telemundo voice necessary.

by Wacky Rich October 26, 2014

telemundo hot

(adjective) A person, usually female, that is attractive, but in a very fake, gaudy way. Fake tan, boobs, lips a usually a bit dim and bouncy. This is accentuated when their jewelry bounces around but their boobs don't -- they are like two cantaloupes krazy glued onto their chest.

The above refers to 95% of the women aired on the Latino TV Channel, Telemundo - including children's programing.

Friend A: Those pix of that Juanita gal are smokin' hot!
Friend B: I guess
Friend A: What you talkin' bout Willis?
Friend B: Not my cup of tea, she's just Telemundo Hot.

by LeDuke April 11, 2008

Sergio Telemundo

Talkative down ass vato from the four "O" eight who is best described as too sexy. His species can be located in the deli section of any participating safeway. He/she goes by the names of "Don Vito" and "Raul Mata".

1.where sergio telemundo at?
2.whats telemundo's last name?
3.tell telemundo to come over here!

by setonioboy March 8, 2005

Telemurderer

When someone is trying to talk someone out of suicide on a call and they run out of minutes.

"Hey, did you hear Clarence became a telemurderer this morning?"

by G00MH May 7, 2020

telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG)

Telemutogenetic manipulation (acronym TMG) is the theory of cyto-mutation on the chromosomal level by means of radio waves, particularly terahertz radiation (so-called T-Rays). Its focus is the replacement of damaged or undesirable genes and their subsequent traits with those from a donor model whose chromosomal makeup has first been digitally represented and then transmitted to affect only the chromosomal signature of the target. Some real study has been made in this realm, but the term was first coined by novelist Eric Shawn in his thriller novel The Power.

Using telemutogenetic manipulation (TMG), scientists have been able to substitute the chromosomes of a frog into a rat, causing the gradual mutation of the rat into a frog.

by Sheila Levine April 30, 2008

Telequandophobia

A bizarre psychological condition often displayed by right-wing leaning politicians and their followers whereby they exhibit a strange fear of the existence and the use of a speech giving tool commonly referred to as the 'Teleprompter'.

Tele from Greek telos: end Quando latin : When

That politician criticizing the other one for using a teleprompter clearly has Telequandophobia !

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® July 27, 2012

telemunicate

to transmit ideas from one person to the other not through the known channels of communication but through the mental process.

I cannot telemunicate my thought to you.

by uttam maharjan March 29, 2010