A person who believes one or more of the Tea Party’s slant on today’s political issues. Many of their rants are so bizarre and without basis that they weren’t taken seriously until the movement had grown to an alarming collection of right-wing extremists, thus proving that the number of insane people currently residing in the US was grossly underestimated. Some of their more bigoted, racist, religious or homophobic beliefs include:
Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
Obama is going to take away their guns.
If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
Church and State should be one.
Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Evolution is a hoax.
Creationism should be taught in schools.
Global warming is a hoax.
The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.
Obama is a Muslim Socialist and is not eligible to be president because he was born in Kenya.
Obama is going to take away their guns.
If Republicans gain control of the House, Obama should be impeached.
Repeal the 14th Amendment so being born in America won’t mean automatic citizenship.
Obama’s Healthcare Plan has a hidden ‘Death Panel’ clause so they can decide who lives or dies.
16,000 IRS agents have been hired to jail people who don’t have health insurance.
Abortion is Murder. Every unborn child has the right to be born and survive to the age of eighteen so he or she can join the military and kill other eighteen year olds that have different religious or political views than they do.
Church and State should be one.
Gay marriage will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Evolution is a hoax.
Creationism should be taught in schools.
Global warming is a hoax.
The Earth was created in 6 days and is 6,000 years old.
Sarah Palin could become one of America’s finest presidents.
Man 1: I can’t believe that guy. He thinks Sarah Palin would make a great president!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!
Man 2: President of what?
Man 1: The United States!
Man 2: What? No way! He’s such a Teatard!
by Politic Ric October 27, 2010
Get the Teatard mug.An American Political Movement that is obsessed with the fact that they have to pay taxes, like every other human who has ever lived on Earth, and hysterical because of it. Their stupidity soars to new levels not yet achieved by the rest of Humanity. And they intend to prove Darwin wrong by breeding faster than anyone with above average intelligence.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 15, 2010
Get the TeaTard mug.That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?
by Quills13 March 7, 2014
Get the textardation mug.TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
by artfulmark February 16, 2010
Get the TeaTards mug.n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.
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RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?
Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??
RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.
by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009
Get the Textard mug.by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009
Get the textarded mug.A word invented by progressive internet trolls who lack the intellectual ability to argue a position on it's own merit.
"I have no counter argument for your statements so I'm just going to call you names like "Teatard" because I can't think above a 10 year old level.
by a REAL liberal August 22, 2011
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