teevo

another word for television. or T.V. ,but others fuck it as teevee. damn. i call it as "idiot box"

dickweed: hey bitch turn on the teevo! tyra banks is on.
asswipe: fuck the what dude cos lindsay lohan is on teevo!

by twodick May 16, 2008

Teeve

A dishonest and untrustworthy person; possibly stingy too.

Nick: Where did my sandwich go????
Garreth:Oh right, I are it.
Nick: You're such a fucking teeve

by Hurricane Harvey September 6, 2004

teevo

indie-rock band from colchester, uk.

"also on the bill are young local upstarts teevo, whose soaring indie melodies are bound to win you over."

by dulcie February 17, 2004

teeveenewz

The masquerade of journalism designed to frighten your parents every evening at 5:00, 6:00, and 10:00, or whenever your time zone dictates.

'Did you see that report on the dangers of Saran Wrap last night? It was on right after that shooting in Bad Neighborhoodville.'

'When are you going to stop watching that teeveenewz shit, mom? It's rotting your brain.'

by chicagostoner April 28, 2009

Teevs

An abbreviation for tea leaves.

As a fortune teller, I specialize in reading palms and teevs.

by willwithskills December 15, 2010

teevo

Coolest thing that could ever be. If a person-they are the best lay with the biggest wang. If you ever come across one of these you are a very lucky person and should take the time to appreciate the teevo and flirt tremendously and then succumb to his sexiness and have sex with him.
also none as steve or steevo

OH teevo you are amaaaazzzzing!!!!!!

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

teevee

word used when not explaining what was said to Adam

adam:what were you guys talking about?

others:We were talking about teevee........?,.,.,

by rob January 27, 2004