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Someone who is tall and uncoordinated. Lacking any sense of hygiene. Chain smokes Marlboro Reds and loves Budweiser. Would have a mullet if it was socially acceptable. Usually drives Chevys. Typically a mechanic who loses everyone else's tools. Can be seen in the summer time wearing a cut off Budweiser bro-t and wearing square toe cowboy boots, but is also afraid of horses. Is extremely financially responsible. A real Jordan Belfort. Basically just super responsible for everything in general. Is usually leaking some sort of fluid or gas from his body at all times.
Wow!!! That guy is a REAL Teevis!
by JohnWalker456 January 15, 2018
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