Teet Muncher

To teet munch is when you munch a woman's breast lightly and softly

I want to meet Josh so badly, they say he's an amazing teet muncher

by the_gova August 26, 2014

Teet out

“Teet out” means teeth out

When she takes her teet out you’re ALLSET

by 420hondaguy June 11, 2022

Teet

An expression used to convey annoyance, and/or general feeling of disappointment. Often times accompanied by the "teet face" i.e. head tilted downward and to the side, with an eyebrow raised.

My car broke down...teet

by Teets MacGee December 14, 2011

dick or teet

This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.

You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*

by Captain Explode October 20, 2006

suckle the teet

Eating an entire meal's worth of samples at Harris Teeter

"I'm so broke I can't afford groceries," "Why don't you go suckle the Teet?"

by DivinePoptart September 9, 2009

teet

Ridiculous mispelling of "teat" by people who think they're sophisticated and don't know any better.

Gwen has since gone solo, which people either love or hate, depending on how much they suckle upon the mainstream teet.

by W. Urd Maven January 31, 2007

Teet

A chaldean/Arabic Word for fart! Also used to make fun of someone sarcastically!

Divon: Bro Danny's big as fck

Danny: TEET^

by Chaldean from sterling heights July 19, 2011