teep

old whimpy war cry, still in use cause it's easy to whine and/or scream

Sir Thomas, one who does community service, but only enough to get a blue badge; worth his weight in toilet paper; can make lan cables appear out of thin air.

when he crashed the school server, everyone screamed out Teeeeeeeeeeeeeep's name when they passed him in the halls.

by none January 22, 2005

Teep

Slang for toilet paper.

Bubba, fetch me some teep, else I'm gonna have to cut up Mama's curtains.

by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

Teep

What a dirty asian massage ho asks for in exchange for performing a sexual act

I geev you good massagw tou geev a good teep?

How much teep suh if i rub you here?

by ballplayer182 April 1, 2022

teep neep

The act of sex with very small male genetalia where the only person being pleased is the guy. A "harbaughism".

Bob got some teep neep last night. But don't tell his wife Janice.

by Fella123 November 30, 2015

Teep Eater

Someone who likes the taste of the tip of a males penis

¨You're are such a Teep Eater"

by burdenbageater69 April 16, 2018

Texas Teepee

When two or more men do a handstand naked while facing each other, using their feet to support themselves, (Preferably wearing cowboy boots) creating a human Teepee. Then receive a blow job from the same women.

When my roommate and I both wanted a blow job, but also wanted to stair into each other's eyes, we performed a Texas Teepee.

by ColonelCoconut August 12, 2017

Peepee Teepee

Any boner or erection that is clearly visible through shorts, pants, or underwear

Look at Chamby he has a massive PEEPEE TEEPEE.

by hornet14t1 August 6, 2009