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Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

teenager 

People who are treated like children, but expected to act like adults that are usually misunderstood.

Teenage riot

-Great song (way ahead of it´s time) by Sonic Youth
Everybody's talking 'bout the stormy weather
And what's a man do to but work out whether it's true?
Looking for a man with a focus and a temper
Who can open up a map and see between one and two
Everybody's coming from the winter vacation
Taking in the sun in a exaltation to you
You come running in on platform shoes
With Marshall stacks
To at least just give us a clue
Ah, here it comes
I know it's someone I knew
Teenage riot in a public station
Gonna fight and tear it up in a hypernation for you
Teenage riot by Dead oyster July 11, 2005

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Teenage Dirtbag

A teenager typically living with lack of reason to be alive, living in depression or lost, and somewhat of an underdog
Being bullied or underrated and being compared with a unfair POV to a more popular person, means your a Teenage Dirtbag