immortal technique

Sick ass underground MC from Harlem NYC. Touches on alot of political shit and simply has incredible mic skillz. The name says it all.

Good Songs:
'One (Remix)'
'No Mercy'
'Industrial Revolution'
'Harlem Streets'
damn all his songs are good

by Adept March 30, 2005

Immortal Technique

Underground, New York City based rapper who was born in Peru and usually raps about political subjects.
By far the most educated rapper out there, if you listen to his lyrics, you will definitely have to look up at least some of the people or ideas he used in his music.
Doesn't care who he offends, but most of his views would be described as liberal.
Turned down a development deal from Sony to remain independent.

"Give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain.
That's your girl? Bitch, get over here and give me some brain.
I'll bust off on her face and right after the segment,
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant.
I said it, I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies,
Like pro-lifers that support the death penalty,
And don't talk about war when niggers know that you pussy,
A fucking hypocrite, draft-dodger like George Bush."
-Immortal Technique in Obnoxious

by Zak November 10, 2004

Immortal Technique

Incredibly talented MC who made The Source's unsigned hype column. His songs are deep and he often talks about the government.

His best lyric: "If you go platinum it's got nothin to do with luck//It just means that a million people are stupid as fuck"

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005

technique time

Private masturbation time where the person masturbating then assesses one's self based on their speculation in order to be able to "play" better when the time comes.

"I wish Ms. Snide had us do technique time so that I could have a legitimate reason to do it."

by StarPants February 8, 2015

Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.

A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.

by drgeebz November 8, 2012

The Roundabout Technique

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.

Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

by John_Pickle December 18, 2019

Twinky technique

When your fucking someone in the ass and you don't pull out. So like a Twinky, the ass is cream filled.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I forgot to pull out. I then said, " So the Twinky Technique does work."

by MudslideMan November 8, 2017