technoblade

A pig that dropkicked a child in self defense.

AYY BRO WASSUP JUST PULLED UP A TECHNOBLADE MOMENT TODAY NOTHIN ELSE

by cheshnut May 2, 2021

technoblade

he likes cupcakes i'm serious he literally dmed me and said that he liked cupcakes and i think that's neat :

pvp god !! literally do not mess with him
also rlly cool voice n one of my comfort ytbers/streamers - i recommend him if u aren't already watching him!

technoblade is so cool wtf??

by b6byhotline November 7, 2020

technoblade

the late minecraft king who accended to the heavens to take on the kingdom of god

"son why are you crying so damn loud"
"technoblade is dead!"

RIP rest easy king

by thepizzaguyYT August 6, 2022

Technoblade

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.

by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technoblade

An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.

Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses

by truths_com October 2, 2020