technically

The word that the dull kid uses to try to sound smart.

Retard: "Well technically I didn't punch you, it was my arm"
Literally everybody: "OMG STFU"

by Kitolada March 28, 2020

technical

A GLA (Global Liberation Army) owned vehicle in Command and Conquer (Zero Hour). It has a mounted machine gun on the back of the vehicle. The technical can upgrade its weaponry by salvaging enemy parts and by purchasing armor piercing bullets at the black market. It can also hold up to 5 troops, making it an effective transport vehicle. However, unlike the USA Humvee, the troops cannot fire out of the vehicle while they are inside. They must be evacuated before they can fire upon enemy units. RTS pro gamers use this versatile vehicle to pwn noobs because we pro gamers got the micro.

I'll kill you with 1 technical right, cause like y'know I just got the micro.

by HR Ryan September 25, 2005

Technically

The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."

Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.

by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016

Technical

Being a smart ass in a situation where you're being scolded; overly literal

" Plug in the remote"
" You can't actually plug in a remote , Charles"
"Stop being so damn technical John and plug in the remote!"

by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016

technicated

An adjective used to describe that which is not only "technical", but, also "complicated".

Original Formula of Pythagorean Theorem:
(Crabs² + Syphillis²)= AIDs²
That shits technicated.

by sideshowsteve March 27, 2009

technically

A word used to preface a bad justification, normally following the person being wrong but believing they can talk their way out of it.

Technically, using a dildo from a mold of myself isn't gay. It's masturbating.

by Firk Mikus April 5, 2021

technically

Means basically. If some thing is complicated, or a smudge complex, it can relate back to the first bit. Just look at the example...

i drew a picture for my boyfriend, but I also decided to copy it and enter it into a contest; when i give to to him, i will say 'Technically, i made this for you' since that isn't the only reason I used it.

by -Sam- February 29, 2008