teleballs

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

by prankmaster July 30, 2007

Tweakballs

Being high on meth and not being able to concentrate on small tasks but still being able to correct your friend and talk shit.

You need to put those tweakballs away. I've had enough corrections.

by Phluffhead247 March 14, 2021

Tarball

Resin scraped from your pipe and smoked when you're out of weed.

My dealer got busted and I'll I have left to smoke is this tarball.

by Hero2Zeroin420 May 2, 2011

tarballin

v. to pick a booger, wrap it in a turd and throw it at onlookers

Why yo stank ass mama be tarballin folks that be passin by her crib all the time? Dat shit be stank ass nasty nigga foo & it bet not git all up on my rims dawg or I be gittin scrate ignant!

by Senor Gelatinous Skinsack January 24, 2011

Tarball

A nicer way of saying black person. can be used as a replacement for nigger.

Look at all them tarballs at KFC!

by Leroy the Tarball March 13, 2011

teaball

A variation on the teabag. A teaball involves 3 people, at least 2 males. Male #1 lowers their balls onto the mouth of Male/Female #2 (who is lying down). Male #3 then tries to hit the balls off using their penis. The activity is similar to that of childhood sport tee-ball, where the balls are the softball, and the penis is the bat.

First used in Toronto, Canada in late March, 2010.

"Vince and Jon were feeling adventurous, so instead of giving Keith a plain old teabag, they decided to sport it up and give him a teaball instead."

by miellen April 6, 2010

shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005