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tea baggin 

when a geezer squats over his girlfriend whilst she's got her gob open. He then dips his bollox in and out until he gets bored. This can be done to a man or woman and preferably the tea bagee should be asleep to avoid having to get consent.
She was asleep and looked like snow white, so I started tea baggin her.
tea baggin by djiki July 25, 2007

Tea Baggin' 

A man stands/kneels over a woman and dangles his balls in her mouth.
Tea Baggin' by big hedd September 16, 2003

Tea Baggin' 

To place your bared testicles on a random object.

Often followed up with a photograph left for the owner of said object to find at a later date.
Those guys broke into my room and left photos of themselves on my digital camera teabaggin' everything in the room.
Tea Baggin' by T-bagged June 16, 2005

tea baggin' 

the act of sucking on someone's balls usually refered to as a homosexual act
Dude, those two were tea baggin' last night.
tea baggin' by none December 30, 2004

Tea Bagging my Joke 

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

Iced tea bagging 

Pronunciation: \ˈīsd\ : \ˈtē\ \ˈba-giŋ\

The insertion of one man's nut sickles or frozen nut sack into another person's mouth to promote rapid thawing.
Nanook was screwing his favorite baby seal when he developed nut sickles. After returning to the igloo he began Iced tea bagging his ol' lady to thaw out.