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Tactical Vomit

the point in a night of heavy drinking where one forces themselves or chooses to throw up in order feel well enough to continue drinking and keep up with the nights festivities
-usually done after large amounts of drinking for example finishing a case in a night followed by several shots
done at least once in every college students life
Drunk Friend 1: "I feel like shit. No one should ever drink this much"
Drunk Friend 2: "Go take a tactical vomit so we can go to the bars and keep drinking cuz our night is not ending here."
by tigerbloodwinner May 25, 2011
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Tactical Retreat

A way to retreat or 'run away' while still retaining your manliness
Joseph: Smokey! we will make a Tactical Retreat Nigerundayo!
by Snow Noob YY May 27, 2019
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Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.
"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."
by DKAY April 10, 2013
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tactical yampion

A tactical yampion is a head pedophile in a pedophile ring, while a yampion is just a foot solider in a pedophile ring.
Tactical Yampion are leaders of a pedophile ring.
by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 December 29, 2019
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Tactical Fisting

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.
Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."
by pornhelps September 6, 2011
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Tactically Drunk

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
by duderoony May 25, 2010
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tactical dot

Tactical dot is an easy way to "save" or create a "shortcut"(if you comment to a website it adds in to your history) to a specific comment that you have questions in there. Usually to find the "sauce" of a picture or a video.
Anonymous:*inserts an unknown picture*
Anonymous: whats the sauce?
Anonymous: planting a tactical dot here "."
by Ainsmegunee February 21, 2018
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