Taskely

oftenly known as a girl out of a slutty group with a slightly pointed face. Usually the face will come from the left to right and top to bottom into a face called "taskely".

brandon was hittin that shit up until taskely found out he had a tiny penis and broke up with him the next day.

by fatty austin January 14, 2010

on task

concentrating on what needs to be done

I could barely stay on task at work.

by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2011

Task

n. a job to be done when an extremely lame joke has been uttered. they can be simple or ridiculous. tasks must be called within 10 seconds of the joke or they do not count.

Guy 1: Wow, did you see how much corn that guy had in his shopping cart?

Guy 2: Yeah, he must be a real "corny" guy

Guy 1: ... TASK! You are to run around the supermarket once with your shirt off screaming "Penis!" at the top of your lungs.

by TCU June 10, 2011

Task

A bathroom activity in which a group of people take a dump together, in seperate, multiple stalls. It is a social experience, since the taskers talk while on the can. It makes taking a dump even better.

Often done at schools, during a gym class or study hall.

Note: Can be spelled TASC as well. (Take A Shit Co-operatively)

"Hey, John! You want to go Task with me?"
"Sure, Steve! I've had to crap all day."

by Elessar June 22, 2008

tasked

To be the unlucky individual (t)asked to follow up on an action item at a business meeting.

During Thursday's quarterly review I was tasked to provide detail on the overspend on the supplies budget.

by Artie B March 21, 2008

Monkey Task

Part of your job that is a total waste of time and could easily be performed by a monkey instead of a human.

You read for lunch yet?
No, I have to finish my monkey task first.

by Office Space December 18, 2003

Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.

Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.

by TRLive August 25, 2010