Tarks

T(hats)
A
R(eal)
K(nee)

S(lapper)

Tarks lmao

by Follow.Mcsaggyballs.on.insta August 24, 2017

Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 02, 2010

Tark

1) A flacid penis.
B) An Indian who acts white.

1) Dude, I just saw Hillary Clinton on tv. Now I'm tark.

B) Did you see that tark at the Nine-eleven?

by Flacid Mcpenis March 10, 2008

shiger tarks

Shiger Tarks are Tiger Sharks that are specially made to have whiskers

Dude, That Shiger Tark just bit my surf board!

by hahahShigerTarks March 31, 2005

tark monkey

1. a retarded dumb fuck.
2. and dumbass

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!

by LochNess94 June 19, 2013

tark bike

A misspelling of "tarck bike" which itself is a misspelling of "track bike". A tarck bike is a converted road or track bike to fixed, related to tricks and single gear. "Tark" is slang to describe a bike that poses as a single speed fixed but is not. Coaster brake, internal gear hubs or freewheel would not be tarck. Tark is used commonly to describe a bike or person as a "trendy poser with the soul of a coaster brake".

That is one tarky dude riding a tark bike.

by BLKSM September 27, 2011

shiger tarks

a real mixture of a tiger and a shark but not really a tiger shark its almost like a tiger shark flipped around but not so much sharkness

rock your body, shiger tark!

by rockstar March 31, 2005