clause-trophobia

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

by Zack Bunker December 9, 2008

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

Tallophobia

The hate of being tall. Tallophobia is a serious disease, and can affect even the tallest person. Most commonly found in women.
Tallophobia can prevent the person from wearing high heels, pretty dresses, and from landing the perfect date.

Whoa bro, did you see how tall that girl was?
Yeah bro, she fully looked like she had a huge case of Tallophobia

by extremelytallpersonwho'ssad July 15, 2011

Taraphobia

The uncontrollable and paralysing fear that you will die before you get the chance to fuck Tara Reid.

OMIGOD dude, you're all clammy and pale again -- you really gotta get over the Taraphobia before it kills you..

by Dark Savant June 13, 2006

Terophobia

Its the fear of tera, the gloveman.

-Omg! I'm so scared of tera.
-That means you have terophobia!

by potatoman567 July 12, 2020

tardphobic

The fear of looking like a complete tard by doing or not being able to do something.

Im tardphobic! Im worried if I dont scale the wall at PT Im going to look like a complete tard in front of everyone!

by copladyO1 September 23, 2011

tearophobia

When your scared of a teacher drinking your tears

Student : I hate me callertin
Friend: what she drinks tears lol
Student : like a tearophobia

by Arnica134-b January 27, 2019