turdette

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

tablette

A miniature table

He set his copy of shark tale on the tablette, and sighed. "well, the wife and kids may be gone, but at least I still have you, shark tale."

by Nothin 27 November 22, 2018

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007

tartelette

A female who is cheap and sweet like a French pastry.

Emily: Rachel is such a tartelette.
Lizzy: Ohmygosh, she went to Nice to "hang out" with "Andrew" yesterday...
Emily: They totes made out all over that beach.

by EveryNightICannes March 21, 2011

Turdettes Syndrom

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009

milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

Taudette

A female definition for a taudy. See taudy. Taudettes aren't necessarily obese.

The two taudettes in the hammock ooooo

by Jennybam June 16, 2006