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teleophobia

1. The fear of making definite plans;fear of things ending. 2. The fear of religious ceremonies.
1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.

2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
by just gotta know July 23, 2016
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Terminatrix Telephobia

A phobia in which the person has a paralyzing fear of answering the phone believing that it may cause him/her to exit The Matrix.

This is one of the more recent phobias that has come to light, with an obvious connection to the Matrix movie trilogy.

In these films people from the real world are able to "jack in" to the Matrix a ficitonal simulated version of Earth as it once was. These people then exit the Matrix via ringing telephones that their "operators" send them to. It can only be assumed that said operators stream a code of some sort into the ringing phone that allows people to break connection with the Matrix.

People with this phobia may also innately be afraid of large underground cave orgies
I don't hangout with James anymore because I can never get him on the phone to make plans. Ever since he saw The Matrix he's been afflicted with Terminatrix Telephobia.

I don't think he likes the idea of a world where Keanu Reeves is seen as the last bastion of hope.
by DameonTower April 16, 2011
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Tacophobia

The fear of pregnant women eating tacos at high speeds. Derived from the words tocophobia (the fear of pregnant women), tachopobia (the fear of high speeds, and taco.
After watching the Mexican version of Juno on a crashing airplane, Tyler got an acute case of Tacophobia, as well as an acute case of death.
by originallangstas January 12, 2009
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Tracephobia

Hatred, dislike, or prejudice towards transrace people.
Tracephobia has a terrible impact on my mental health.
by Justice4everyone November 8, 2022
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tanaphobia

the condition of being afraid to get tan. (the opposite of tanorexia) symptoms often include pale skin, wearing sweaters in hot weather as to not expose skin to the sun, avoiding outside activities or anything that can result in tanning.
ex: Guy:Why is she wearing a sweater? it's the middle of summer!
Girl:She has tanaphobia.
by tanaphobe October 17, 2010
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Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.
"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"
by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011
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Tablephobic

Victor is tablephobic
by Xaneary January 23, 2019
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