America's Got Talent

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.

This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"

by TexasChase July 20, 2010

Talentitted

A female celebrity whose particular talent is the possession of large breasts.

I know man, she's very talentitted

by Megan Phocksz June 13, 2010

angry talents

Like mad skillz, but infinitely more awesome.

Mr. T has angry talents at pitying the fool.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 6, 2007

Pork Scotch Talent

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.

Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

Sneaky Talon

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012

anti-talent

When a person's shitty performance and creative ability has succeeded beyond untalent; their newly anointed title means that they are so bad, they make you fucking angry.

The gratuitous shyster is so anti-talented that I want to commit a racial genocide.

by Tony42898 May 16, 2016

Talent Agency

An organization that secures work for talent in the entertainment business; essentially an employment agency for entertainers.

When my friend asked me who she should call to get into the entertainment business, I told her to find a reputable talent agency like Crown Model Management or William Morris.

by Irina Rusnikov November 3, 2009