tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Sandy Tugnuts

Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.

Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and B’s! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!

by Doey Dickle July 5, 2021

tignuts

a very skinny white male who likes to get his girlfriends pregnant

Hey look at the tignuts with his new baby!

by JonBonDon October 3, 2006

tagnut

See Gruffnut

CHeck out the Tagnuts hanging off that cows arse that shit must have been drying there for a week!

by Dave T October 28, 2003

tagnut

The small pieces of shite that attach themselves to your 'baikie'

Ill need to cut these tagnuts off with a junior hacksaw

by Snudger Clump March 25, 2003

Sandy Tugnuts

When your girl goes down on you, beachside. During oral she makes a little throne out of sand for your balls to rest on.

“Oh cute, someone made a little chair out of sand.” “Shut up Mom. Someone got a Sandy Tugnuts!”

by Doey Dickle July 16, 2021

Sandy Tugnuts

When your best bro gives you a solid sandy rimmer on the beach and simultaneously gives your nuts a tug.

“What are those 2 men doing to each other on the beach” “Shut up Mom. Someone be getting a Sandy Tugnuts!”

by Doey Dickle July 16, 2021