Taconic Hills High School

A small school in bumblefuck nowhere where the only thing worse than the sports there are the bathrooms or the teachers they’re so desperate to hire.

Yo Jack, did you hear Taconic Hills High School won a football game?
No against who?
April Fools.

by Kennedy Hasbrouk November 22, 2022

Tacon

Tacon is a fake. It's a pretend bacon. It's like bacon, but without any of the flavour or wonderful artery clogging fat. It's like none alcohol beer. Sure it might be better for you, but whats the point. Do not be fooled by it. Louise might like it, but louise is wrong. Listen to martin. Pork fat rules

I can't eat this tacon, it tastes like crap

by Mc Piggy pig November 15, 2009