Taco Stand 

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

Taco Stand by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Screw This Taco Stand 

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

Screw This Taco Stand by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

blow this taco stand 

get the heck out of a place

I'm gonna graduate in December and blow this taco stand.

blow this taco stand by Annn On October 14, 2008

Pink Taco Stand 

a location at which one would encounter and enjoy an abundance of pussy.

if i wanted to go to a pink taco stand i would AVOID erics house seeing as it will never hav ANY women AT ALL.

Pink Taco Stand by tobaditsnotmyname April 30, 2005

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand 

Successfully inserting your erect penis into a womans vagina after leaping from a nearby table or chair, please consider the amount of erectile strength needed to perform this act of sex.

Greg leaped from the kitchen table and successfully performed a cuban reverse taco stand, inserting the erection into Sophie's vagina.

Cuban Reverse Taco Stand by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

wee-man taco stand 

A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.

Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.

wee-man taco stand by David Kenney November 30, 2007

Screw This Taco Stand 

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

Screw This Taco Stand by paradmshft April 24, 2009