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Avoid the Mall Day

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.
I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.
by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010
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Griggy in the mall

Racing home to your private bathroom to have an bowl busting explosive bowel movement, while passing numerous public bathrooms along the way.
Jason raced twenty mile home from work because he was all Griggy in the mall after eating ten sliders.
by January 2012 January 16, 2012
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middle of the mall

Ordinary at best. Something that may seem cool initially, but in reality will not last in the long run. Just like a product you might buy at a kiosk in the middle of the mall
"Yo Terry! Check out my new kicks."
"Ha Boi, nobody like yo middle of the mall ass sketchers."
by Swag Captain 12 June 11, 2016
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National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick
by gayfigger November 20, 2022
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going to the mall

Extraordinarily pleasant butt sex
I am going to the mall with Stacy tomorrow night.
by lobus March 28, 2009
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Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.
Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021
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Easy Rider Salad The Mall

A famous line by the group Happatai, who sung the world famous Yatta! song.
Nippon Q Q
DEMO!!
Ashtala Wonderful!!
EASY RIDER SALAD THE MALL!!!!!
by Cloud November 16, 2004
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