Sycophancy

Sycophancy is the fawning behaviour of a a servile self-seeking snotrag who attempts to win favour by flattering and pandering to influential people. A person who does this is known as a sycophant or more informally as ass-kisser, crawler, toady, lackey
apple polisher, bootlicker, fawner, groveler, groveller, or truckler

Malcolm has sycophancy down to a fine art

by Croatalin January 10, 2014

Gaple Syrup

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.

by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022

maple syrup land

An alternate name for Canada.

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017

Sycophant

Someone who lavishes compliments and praise to gain favor and/ cover up his or her own shortcomings.

"Awesome Paul...especially the Bevi. I look forward to trying out all the flavors!" said the sycophant.

by MrMcpoopypaws December 6, 2017

Sycophant

James Corden

James Corden is one arse licking sycophant.

by InTheRainyCity January 16, 2019