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herpaghonal syphilitis

The absolute WORST STD you can get. This is shit you get from a NASTY hoe!
"Dude, stay away from her, she's got the herpaghonal syphilitis!"
by JeffJeffJeff March 17, 2006
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Maga-syphilitic

Maga-syphilitic; a person suffering from a disturbing medical condition, oddly associated to only MAGA Republicans. While physical symptoms present the same today as when Girolamo Fracastoro wrote about Syphilis in 1530, this bacterial variant can spread via ideology alone and without physical contact. Along with typical disfiguring effects, the Maga-syphilitic sufferer may also experience loud nonsensical speech, aversion to truth or fact, dangerous and bizarre allegiances to the politically insane, and possess an inexplicable attraction to red ball caps emblazoned with MAGA.
I was flying back to Texas last week and noticed Ted Cruz sitting a few rows up from me…he seemed incredibly uncomfortable in his seat and when he spoke, I thought “oh gosh, could he be one of those Maga-syphilitics I keep hearing about”?
by Bangd Ingow November 12, 2022
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syphillis

1.A disease carried by blood sucking monsters, a.k.a women,
who disguise themeselves as beautiful desirable beings to ruin a mans life.
2. see succubus
Gabe is such a whore, she fucked around on tommy and now he has syphillis.
by Luke Shambaugh May 14, 2006
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a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.
make your own, I'm not typing it again
by X June 13, 2003
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gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.
Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009
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syphillitic shenkroid

Syphillitic shenkroids,

His syphillitic shenkroids prevented him from having a more pleasurable sexual encounter with his partner.
His angus beefhole was sore from having sex after a outbreak of syphillitic shenkroids.
by Rage February 13, 2005
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Herpa-gona-syphilitis

A term used to describe the countless STD's one may have
Bitch please, everyone knows you spread like peanut butter.. You're just asking for herpa-gona-syphilitis.
by kxe420 May 31, 2011
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