Swurm

a wiggly, one-eyed pink and green worm used for luring the rarest of catches; also known as an electric chicken.

I swurm; you swurm; he, she, we swurm.

Swurmology! The study of swurming!

by DM does GB June 3, 2020

swurries

Short for 'sweet as no worries'

Rodney: 'Cheers for helping me out with that.'

Pukekohed: 'Swurries mate!'

by nas.nick May 3, 2010

Smurkish

Shady, fucked up just like Shady Buisness

Like if a bitch tell yo buisness and was supposed to be yo homegirl datz Smurkish

by lil 2900 May 13, 2005

surkin

a surkin is anyone who frequently makes typos, uses inappropriate words for things, or has poor english grammar in general
it can also be used as an adjective

'this new album is so grate, i already listen to it 5 times!' .......... 'wow, what a surkin' 'holy balls, how surkin'

by gmnl June 14, 2011

surkogged

to become extremely drunk beside a lake or in a similar outdoor area(~river,pond etc) at an early hour of the day and make drunken phone calls to people giving them advice on matters that you have no business in.

'oh god,i was surkogged beside the ucd lake the other day-i had two bottles of wine..i dunno what i even said to ur man on his dvd player from power city'.

by sorchaismyname January 12, 2009

Spurk

speaking to ones self while lurking = spurking

Katos was spurking down the office corridor, lewis yelled out "stop spurking your weirdness is creeping me out." Katos said "what do you mean you dickhead?" Lewis replied you are speaking to yourself and lurking around the office.

by spurking society September 23, 2011

Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

by RaevynRae August 30, 2021