Swonk

A dumb trashy druggy person

“Look at that proper swonk bunning on the pavement bench with his swonky crew”

by Natbag January 25, 2020

swonk

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.

"Coming for a swonk up the boozer later Kevin? We're going to get swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

swonk

verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk

Get all yous swonk off me!

by Will December 26, 2003

swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.

1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.

by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014

swonking

The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.

Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar December 6, 2017

swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016