Sizzledick

Nickname given to all and any Edgar with herpes.

Hey, is Sizzledick working in the backyard?

by AzCommunism November 11, 2010

Swizzle Dick

A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.

"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.

by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020

swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

SWIZZLESTICK

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

twizzledick

Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.

Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.

by Nope October 8, 2003

swizzlestick

1. funny
2. an expression of uncotrolled anger; rage

1. saw swizzlestick. without laughing
2. AAAHHH!!!! SWIZZLESTICK >:-(

by Wyatt & Erick January 21, 2004

Sizzledick

Taking a penis and putting it on a fine pad to sizzle it to make smoke alarms go off

Sizzledick Oh no someone must’ve done a sizzle dick we must go turn off the fire alarms

by Big dr. Crispy daddy May 4, 2020