Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral

by primerx1 October 21, 2009

Swizzerved

1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.

2. To be highly confused or confounded.

Refers to the word "swerve".

1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.

2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.

by Shady Dirt Jack Nugz January 19, 2011

Twizzle SwizzlerZ

Mark and Mike Mooney's band. Alright!

Jam out, ya Twizzle SwizzlerZ dudes!

by solidarity1982 October 2, 2022

Swizzler

A con artist; someone who always trys to get over on someone else, a deceptive person.

"but john said that he had to go see his sister"
"that Liar"
"John is such a swizzler"

by Razorgmc October 18, 2007

Swizzler

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

UC Swillers

UC Swillers, also known as the Utah County Swillers, are the most bad ass , kickass, drunk ass hillbilly trucker punk band in the world. They hang their sweaty hats in Utah, but are well known nation wide for their swillin' smart ass tunes, polygamist parties, and their witty charm and good looks. God Bless the USA !

" Did you go see the UC Swillers play lastnight ? " ... hungover response " Did I see 'em ? I woke up this mornin' and found them all in my bed ..." ::: whiskey flavored burps :::

by pistol packin penny March 18, 2014

Swizzler

The act of takeing any store bought twizzler and shoving it into your peehole then force feeding to a victem of choice.

Dude.. i'm going to give canyon a swizzler.

by Metal al December 22, 2010