v. a family man . the first and the last thing on your mind.Alpha and Omegamotherfucker.
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .
When Swindles on your mind, your mindfucked bitch.
if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .
When a young man, who goes by the name of Chutters, uses his art of deception to con the feeble working staff of Asda out of their hard earned wages. This is usually in exchange for the short term gain of two packs of cookies.
Please note: such an act is usually performed en route to smoke session with the boys.
Chutters: “What’s being said tonight boys?”
“Oi Charlie lad, pick us up a bag of ching and a swindle, bish, bash, bosh!” (Berrisford, 2019)