The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.
by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003
Get the Swindlemug. Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.
Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.
Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!
by Eruth August 31, 2012
Get the Swindlemug. by g-jew November 20, 2011
Get the Swindlemug. v. a family man . the first and the last thing on your mind.Alpha and Omegamotherfucker.
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .
When Swindles on your mind, your mindfucked bitch.
if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .
if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .
by gristletoe August 18, 2017
Get the Swindlemug. The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.
by Love handles May 6, 2011
Get the Swindlesmug. Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
by Chairman May 2, 2005
Get the Swindle sheetsmug. A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 August 5, 2016
Get the Swindling Swedemug.