Girls that for some strange reason believe they are
cool, yet they are in fact exactly the opposite.
They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a
dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock
people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the
time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look
cool and attempt to impress people.
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Guy 1: Hey look at that girl I think she is on the swim team, yea she is on her phone texting.
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look
cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team
girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey
girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving
party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!