swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

by crystalini March 2, 2009

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

swiffer

when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor

What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!

by Da' Hamma November 30, 2003

Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys

Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.

by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011

swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.

Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.

by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011

Swiffer

A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.

John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"

by Zoukelas August 21, 2019