swiffered

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009

Swiffer

Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.

Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.

Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer

by babygaay September 9, 2019

Swiffer

a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet

"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"

"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"

by swiffer January 16, 2006

swiffered

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

by Cookingood April 2, 2004

Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys

Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.

by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011

Swiffer

A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.

John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"

by Zoukelas August 21, 2019