to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered
by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009
Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.
Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.
Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer
Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer
by babygaay September 09, 2019
a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet
"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"
"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"
"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"
by swiffer January 16, 2006
by Cookingood April 03, 2004
A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.
by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 26, 2005
Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
by You Dang Kids October 03, 2011
John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"
by Zoukelas August 21, 2019