Sweaterman Syndrome 

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

Sweaterman Syndrome by youdabestttt November 2, 2011

Sweater Meat

Extremely amazing looking boobs, specially under a sweater.

Josh: Hey bro have you seen Megan lately, she’s wearing that red sweater and makes her tits look so good!!

Steve: Now that’s what I call an amazing pair of Sweater Meat on her.

Sweater Meat by joshwua915 March 30, 2022

sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

sweater meat by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003

Japanese Sweatervest 

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

Japanese Sweatervest by pud monkey May 30, 2005

Sweatervest 

Pronunciation: \ˈswe-tər-ˌvest\

Function: Noun

Defintion: A person who behaves like an asshole; a person that is inconsiderate or inpolite.

History: Though it takes it's name from a person being especially tool-like at a concert and pushing people aside when there was no path or movement simply because they are bigger, the phrase is expanded to serve to describe any kind of person who behaves like an asshole in any situation. It does not attempt to make any loathing against those who wear sweatervests in normal life situations, but it is notably strange to wear one into the GA section of a punk-rock concert.

"Man, did you see the way that guy pushed that girl?"

"Yeah, what a sweatervest!"

Sweatervest by thethp March 11, 2009

Sweaterbeads 

Breast that are so big in proportion, they can be clearly seen when someone wears a sweater.

Hey you, the one with the sweaterbeads...

Sweaterbeads by Biz Riz September 17, 2010

sweater meat

large nice shapped tits, that are soft to the touch. built for speed and comfort.

Wow John look at that womans sweater meat!

tits, funbags, bazungas, boobs, knockers, cans, chassis, honkers,

sweater meat by deeez nuttzzzz October 7, 2006