Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

swenched

word meaning soaking,wet,drenched generally very damp

oh darn i'm absolutely swenched
i'm not going out in that i'll get swenched

by lightning316 January 23, 2009

Swatched

The past tense of switch

We swatched our lunches

by B0R$(-_-)/ May 16, 2019

slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

Slanched

Slanched is to show that you are sitting in a manner that is not polite and is to show you're not sitting up but rather in a position to show that you're in a bad mood

"I was slanched against the tree while I watched my friends gather supplies to make the fort"

by GreeneggsandSam5 December 9, 2018

Sanched

UH OH, OH OH, I SANCHED!! GUESS WHAT I SANCHED! When Billy pulls up his pants in the locker room, everyone sanches

I sanched on a branch with ranch in my panch

by Snached my branch December 11, 2018