Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

Smarmer

Noun.

An individual that uses smug and often sarcastic comments to deliver thinly veiled put downs. The person that delivers smarmy comments.

"How dare you call me smarmy?! You are the true Smarmer here!"

or

"Keep your shitty comments to yourself you fucking Smarmer"

by The Iconoplast April 16, 2009

Keir Starmer

(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.

"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."

by cobble giblets October 16, 2023

swammer

the act of no longer being a college swimmer. after quitting these individuals are known to have a large increase in body fat and an increase in drug use.

After coach told me I sucked I quit the team and became swammer

by dpuss December 9, 2008

Swarmed

Usually means that a person was either owned by 2 or more persons.

LULZ!! Chu Jus got swarmed!

I need more swarmjuice to swarm all these noobs.

OH MY SWARM....

by Jeypasta July 1, 2009

smarmy smarmerson

To be above and beyond smarmy. The ultimate smarm maestro! Total cocky smug idiot. People who arent gracious in victory.

e.g. I see Rupert and Tristan won the golf doubles again tonight! Look at them walking aroung like smarmy smarmerson and his brother smuggy smuggerson.

by peoples poet January 15, 2012

A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022