Slamball

The meatballs provided by most school cafeterias or any other eatery that is usually cheap, dirty, and/or served by filthy individuals. Slamballs typically are made up of one key ingredient, grade Z ground beef and are somehow satisfyingly tasty even though the consequences of the slamball are usually not worth it. Should usually be passed on but often is not.

Sally: "Let's go make out after 6th period lunch!?!?"

Me: "Normally I would babe, but they are serving slamball hoagies today. I know once I'm done eating I'll need to drop a hammer in the bathroom. Can I get a raincheck on that?"

by SixBowls August 20, 2010

sharball

A shitty excuse for a packaged piece of software (as opposed to an RPM, DPKG, etc.), commonly used to describe the proprietary garbage that is deployed by commercial third-parties.

Nvidia gave me this half-assed sharball to install on my Linux box.

by lemurdude August 6, 2008

smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

by Rory May 13, 2005

screwball scramball

To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.

"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"

by jebusmoore January 10, 2008

Slamballed

When a female dances aggresively on a male, as if attempting to cause testicular damage

"Dude i totally got slamballed by this drunk chick at Phi Kappa Tau last night, my nuts are killing me"

by mtp5081 March 21, 2010

Smartball

The high ball flyer whose background is little known. Sitting in the underworld of his room away from civilization, he still manages to be everywhere and see everything. The Omega baby!

Why don't you go and get some sun? Don't wanna end up like Smartball.

by Smartball August 10, 2004

shamballing

A fake baller or pretending to play basketball.

He is shamballing so his so son can win.

by TheShamballer October 1, 2012