an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
"hey dude, did mckaylah try to hit on you last night?"
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
"ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
by JJ413 October 16, 2016
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by m1911a1 August 6, 2009
Get the swamp donkey wrangler mug.by stevecanada June 15, 2007
Get the swamp donkey mug.A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.
Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.
by TFarr May 8, 2008
Get the Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore mug.When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006
Get the Swamp Donkey Bingo mug.This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
by L walk April 11, 2004
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Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
Swamp Donkey:
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
by The m00z January 11, 2006
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