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Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Take them to school ,Swagonometry
by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015
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seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.
Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer
by Davidhimself July 9, 2018
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Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.
1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"
by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013
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swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted
Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013
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SUAFO

Screw you!
SUAFO!!!
by Abu Napyon April 16, 2010
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Swagonomics

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011
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swagosaurus rex

Bringing back old school swag out of extinction. Not many can pull this off.
Look at Neal, he is a swagosaurus rex.
by #swagking November 21, 2011
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