swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.

Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."

by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011

Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.

After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.

by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011

Swaddle

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019

Swaddle

When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool

by hotchick7120 June 21, 2011

Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.

Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."

by OohSenpai May 9, 2018

Swaddle

Verb. The specific swagger of a gay man.

Men who wear cutoff jean shorts swaddle while they surf.

by Twellsing December 1, 2010

Swaddle

A word which you would use to describe a large person who swaggers like a chav but is too large too swagger.
Combines waddle and swagger.

"Oh my god look at that fat bint swaddle!"

by danni.yelly July 26, 2009