Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

salactating

when your mouth is lactating with saliva

im totally salactating!

by sannvann July 28, 2011

Spictating

Being stared at offensively in public by a person (generally male) of latino descent.

Sally: Why are those Spanish guys staring at me like a piece of meat?!

John: Dont worry Sally, they are just Spictating.

by LurkingToast January 21, 2013

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 20, 2005

Sactating

The act of penis milk coming out of ones penis.

Dude I love sactating it feels awersome.

by LianDowers February 20, 2011

Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better

Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.

by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015

Cock Swataling

The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.

I heard you were "Cock Swataling" last night.

by Lafeye April 20, 2019