Surpriseria

When you're when taking a solid dump and then the squirts start and don't stop

Man I was taking a good deuce after work and right when I went to whipe; boom massive surpriseria for like 10 minutes straight.

by Moose350 June 14, 2018

The Surpriser

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.

Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.

by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010

Suprowner

The highest and hence forth most superior gamer rank surpassing all in skill level. The word is made up of the terms 'Superior', 'Pro', and 'Owner.'
Pronounced: Sue-prown-er

You just got suprown3d by teh Suprowner you noob!

by Joe Noshow November 20, 2007

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

surprisercise

The situation in which you end up unintentionally exercising

I got some surprisercise at the shops, the elevator was broken so i had to take the stairs.

by arbitrary bec December 8, 2010

The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018